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Post by ChrisD » Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:09 pm

From my footie forum..

Sad news from the Nestlé factory today.
A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted
‘The Milky Bars are on me’ his colleagues just cheered loudly.

My manager is threatening to sack the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch it might be me. So ...

I didn't think a chiropractor would improve my posture.... But I stand corrected.

I saw an advert in the local paper the other day for a nudist convention in town. Might go if I’ve got nothing on.

A mate of mine called me and said "fancy going abseiling at the weekend?"
I said "Abseiling? I wouldn't lower myself."

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Post by SteveWalsh » Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:28 pm

icon_clap icon_clap :lol: :lol:

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