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Guts or Balls

Post by Pierre » Thu May 24, 2018 10:41 am

We've heard colleagues referring to people with guts or with balls. Do they, however, know the difference between them?
Here's the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.

GUTS- Is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS- Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the balls to say: "You're next, fatty".

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both are fatal.

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Guts or Balls

Post by SteveWalsh » Thu May 24, 2018 11:56 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: icon_clap icon_clap

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