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Post by SteveWalsh » Thu Jan 03, 2019 5:26 pm

A lawyer boarded an airplane in Brisbane with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his b_ehaviour.
Shortly before landing in Perth, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in Brisbane, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up; so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.


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