The Queen, God Bless Her.

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The Queen, God Bless Her.

Post by yorkie » Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:31 am

Sorry if its been posted before:

The Queen and Stormy Daniels die on the same day and go to heaven. St Peter meets them and explains there is only place for one woman in heaven at the moment.

He invites them to put their cases forward.

Stormy lifts her top top and says, look at these, they will be a great asset in Heaven.

The Queen says nothing, but walks across to a toilet and pulls down the handle.

There are a few moments of silence, then St Peter invites the Queen into heaven.

Stormy begins to remonstrate but St Peter simply explains that a Royal Flush will always beat a pair!

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