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by Jamba
Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:32 pm
Forum: Jokes and Funny Stuff
Topic: The Wife
Replies: 4
Views: 80
France

The Wife

...A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary......When the wife says... ”Darling.... as this is such a special occasion.... I think that it is time I made a confession... Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years”.... The husband ponders for a ...
by Jamba
Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:24 pm
Forum: Non Bike Related Help / Advice - Living / Visiting France/ Health Care.
Topic: EDF scam
Replies: 2
Views: 111
France

EDF scam

...I asked them how they can sleep at night making their living out of scamming people, and put the phone down. I much prefer stringing them along for as long as possible... much the same was I treat cold callers. I really hacked off some bint from Free a few weeks ago who was trying to sell me int...
by Jamba
Wed Nov 21, 2018 10:10 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The French are revolting. (No change there.)
Replies: 23
Views: 410
France

The French are revolting. (No change there.)

Yesterday, I had to collect the wife from Angouleme station. Train in at 19:30.
On the N141 feeder to the N10 at 19:50 ish.
That was that until 09:10 this morning. NOT feckin happy! :mrgreen:
Nor's the wife :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Got home at 10:20 as there were other small hold-ups further south.
by Jamba
Wed Nov 14, 2018 7:03 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: More about Milan.
Replies: 1
Views: 46
France

More about Milan.

I haven't lusted after a new bike for years and years, but this one I WANT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpvEfH7cTCM
by Jamba
Tue Nov 06, 2018 3:30 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Carte de séjour
Replies: 25
Views: 550
France

Carte de séjour

Same here Jamba our appointment is slightly earlier in June 2019... Similar to you. Been here since 2001. Income is now derived from Uk state pension and German pension for both of us and a beer-money pension for me from France. I have all the docs they (Charente list), require. I think I might hav...
by Jamba
Mon Nov 05, 2018 2:53 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Carte de séjour
Replies: 25
Views: 550
France

Carte de séjour

Now then, I had hoped to be living in another country by now, but that hasn't happened so I started the process of getting a Carte de séjour. The prefecture in La Rochelle has given me an appointment for Nov 20th 2019 Anyone know if its possible to use a prefecture that is not in your region and pre...
by Jamba
Sat Oct 27, 2018 2:32 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Been Scamed
Replies: 13
Views: 260
France

Been Scamed

Theiving gits! I was very busy that day and was just not paying attention. Quite amusing at the Gendarmerie as they first asked for a description and then if I could recognise him again. Doubtful, said I. Anyway, they put pictures of nine guys on the screen and I could not pick him out. They then t...
by Jamba
Sat Oct 27, 2018 12:11 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Been Scamed
Replies: 13
Views: 260
France

Been Scamed

Visit from the Gendarmes this morning.

"Did you give money for the Pompiers?"
"Yes"
"How much?"
"€20 for a very crap calendar"
"It was not the Pompiers" incon_doh

Now got to go and give a statement.
At least they have the bugger! icon_chop
by Jamba
Sun Oct 21, 2018 3:17 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Anyone else to the Milan motorcycle show?
Replies: 2
Views: 66
France

Anyone else to the Milan motorcycle show?

kitcarman wrote:
Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:01 pm
From 7th November, will be at Milan's exhibition centre.
Not me. Get photos of the KTM 790 Adv and post them here please icon_thumbup
by Jamba
Sat Oct 20, 2018 7:24 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Worst motor cycle you have ever owned?
Replies: 12
Views: 198
France

Worst motor cycle you have ever owned?

Don't know that it was the the worst as some of the old shitters I had in the 60's/70's should probably take that award, but the one I hated the most was the VFR 800 I bought new in 1999.